castiel-counts-deans-freckles:

SOMEONE DID IT. YOU FINALLY MADE MY DREAM COME TRUE.

folie-a-tout:

heyaeya:

dameofspace:

pandyssian:

OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED 

I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT

And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:

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THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE

OH MY GOD

em1ree:

begitalarcos:

Super Husbands - Whiskey Lullaby

gifsets aren’t supposed to make me sad

  • Plot Twist:

    Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.

lordjaysus:

sallynopants:


One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”

get it girl

z snap

lordjaysus:

sallynopants:

One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”

get it girl

z snap

frosla55:

things i would rather take care of than a baby:

  • plants
  • cats
  • dogs
  • a great white shark
  • a walker from the walking dead

Sir, what is your face?

variablejabberwocky:

hypotheticalwoman:

3rdrudy:

emerald-observance:

3rdrudy:

imsarahcate:

3rdrudy:

timewarp-grrrl:

‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’

what if i cut off your left leg

would that make you stronger

would it

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Finally the Monty Python fandom awakens

We were never asleep, we’ve just been out trying to find the right shubbery.

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Nobody was expecting us

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Oh, god, Monty Python spam…

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canyousonicme:

GOODBYE, SWEETIE.

Take On Me by A-Ha from the album: Hunting High And Low

musicalbums:

A-Ha | Take On Me

I just noticed:

blackrapture1990:

Dean Winchester was pulled out of Hell on September 18, 2008. It was a Thursday. This can be considered a ‘rebirth day’. The Angel of Thursday is Castiel.

Sam Winchester was born on May 2, 1983, it was a Monday. The Angel of Monday is Gabriel. 

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